Eric - Best Man
Owns a penguin onesie
Johanna - Maid Of Honor
Owns an ugly dog
Jeff - Best Man
Owns a deceptively nice ass
Lucy - Maid of Honor
Owns a car named Kakashi
Wills - Groomsmen
Owns a dominos pizza car
Amy - Bridesmaid
Owns a Zoo and a tiger cub
Mark - Groomsmen
Owns the ability to kick your ass and will feel bad about it
Katie - Bridesmaid
Owns at least one book
Carlos - Groomsmen
Owns dance shoes
Michelle - Bridesmaid
Owns a Jeff
Ahmed - Groomsmen
Is a bomb
Elysia - Bridesmaid
Owns the ability to kick your ass and not feel bad about it